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Ebook Must Love Vampires by Heidi Betts read! Book Title: Must Love Vampires
The author of the book: Heidi Betts
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Reader ratings: 7.8
Edition: Kensington
Date of issue: October 1st 2011
ISBN: 075824763X
ISBN 13: 9780758247636
Language: English

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Must Love Vampires actually contains two stories, each coming in at about 100 pages. Following identical twins and their encounters with vampire brothers.



“Vampnapped”

“I’m like a sexual camel. I can live on that one orgasm for another ten years, easy.”

That quote makes me giggle. And I think this book could have been a very light-hearted funny book, if it didn’t have such a ridiculous plot. Charlotte Lamoreaux, aka Chuck, works for the Sin City Tattler in Las Vegas. Think National Enquirer. She spends her time hunting down big foot and ghost stories, and is still waiting for her big break – and she think she knows exactly what story will push her into the spotlight. Sebastian Raines, casino owner and not only is he “one of the richest men in Nevada, possibly the entire United States or even the world” but she thinks he is a vampire. Secretly following him, she needs to get into his penthouse to investigate her suspicions. She comes up with this plan: pretend to be her identical twin sister, Chloe who is a showgirl at Sebastian’s casino. Chuck who knows Chloe’s dance routine, dresses up like her and performs her show which allows her to gain backstage pass. But before she can attempt to sneak up to Sebastian’s penthouse, he realizes she is following him. Using his vampire powers (oh no, he really is a vampire!) he makes her sleep and kidnaps her up to his penthouse.

From here silliness ensues. He transforms into a cat to keep an eye on her as she awakes and starts searching through his penthouse. Meanwhile, he is very attracted to her. When he finally transforms into a man and she realizes vampires are real she doesn’t even freak out that much. Now, I assume no one else in the world knows vampire exist – but we get no world building in this book so maybe I’m mistaken. I was even more confused when Sebastian admits he doesn’t have any condoms and Chuck says, “I’ve done my homework. Vampires can’t carry blood-borne human diseases or transmit them to others. And pregnancy is a non –issue.” What research did Chuck do? From other tabloid magazines? It doesn’t make any sense.

From here they can’t control their attraction and sleeping with each other is the only option. Sebastian had planned on erasing Chuck’s memory so she wouldn’t blab to the Tattler about the existence of vampires but after having sex, he is too sleepy and wore out to worry about it. He has been alive for 400 years, and sex with Chuck is just too much to take? 24 hours later, they are pretty much in love and even imply that one day they will be married. Not cute and funny, more just makes you want to roll your eyes.



“Married…With Fangs”

Although Vampnapped didn’t do it for me, I carried forward with the second short story involving Chuck’s twin sister Chloe. Taking place during the same time period, while Chuck is out stalking Sebastian, Chloe is racing to the alter with her boyfriend of one month, Aidan (Sebastian's brother). I thought okay, this story might turn out better because they are already in love and ready to get married.

But I was wrong. They get married and have pages of sex Pretty hot sex actually, but I digress. Because then we discover Aidan has yet to tell Chloe he is a vampire! Really? You marry her and she has no idea? But during sex he can’t control himself and he bites her and starts drinking her blood. Her reaction is more like – dude, you bit me? And then falls asleep, waking up the next morning to think it was a dream. But Aidan feels like it is time to confess. He admits to her he is a vampire – of course she doesn’t believe him. Although she can see his fangs and his fang marks on her neck.

But wait! The secrets aren’t done! Chloe has one of her own – she has a three year old son who is staying at her mom’s house while she raced to the alter. Surprise Aidan! You are a step-daddy. What is wrong with these people? Aidan takes the news well, and wants to go meet his new son immediately! So Chloe takes him. Even though she has an inkling he is a vampire. She has no idea if vampires are dangerous – but she puts her son in his path?

At this point my head started hurting. I like lighter, funnier silly romance books sometimes. But I have to at least be able to believe in the character’s actions and motives. These characters and these plots made no sense.

Rating: D-


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Ebook Must Love Vampires read Online! USA Today bestselling author Heidi Betts is the daughter of an Arabian sheik and a Las Vegas showgirl, as well as the heiress to the Chocolate is Better Than Sex Candy Company fortune. Because of this, she eats chocolate in all its many delicious forms for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and in-between snacks . . . without ever gaining an ounce on her perfect five-foot-nine, size zero figure.

Each and every one of her breathtaking, award-winning novels has been adapted to film and gone on to become a phenomenal box office smash, featuring such mega-stars as Hugh Jackman and Sandra Bullock, Tom Cruise and Julia Roberts, and Harrison Ford and Charlize Theron.

Heidi readily admits that she is only able to write such passionate love stories because of her real-life happily-ever-after romance with superstar actor Dwayne Johnson, who makes every day a fairy tale. When she’s not writing or making hot, toe-curling love with her “Rock” of a husband, Heidi can often be found riding naked on horseback (a la Lady Godiva) along the beaches of Malibu or hobnobbing with the rich and famous on Martha’s Vineyard.

If you’d like to experience your own perfect, idyllic life just like Heidi Betts, be sure to take the little purple pill. (Not the red one. Never the red one.)

Read more about Heidi's current and upcoming releases at her website: www.HeidiBetts.com

Chat with Heidi at her "WIPs and Chains" blog: www.HeidiBetts.com/WIPsandChains

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Reviews of the Must Love Vampires


HARLEY

The book that found the answer to my question

HENRY

Why is she out! It must be endless!

LAYLA

Easy to read, easy to understand!

ALEXANDER

How many times did I read ...-not boring! )))

PHOEBE

I never liked the book.




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